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Monday, July 12, 2010
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Top Mexican Jokes
By George Marlony
Q: Why cant Mexicans play uno? A: Because they always steal the green card.
Q: 2 Mexicans are in a car, who is driving? A: A cop.
Q: Have you heard about the Mexican 500 car race? A: The first car to start wins.
Q: Did you hear about the Mexican terrorist sent to blow up a car? A: He burned his mouth on the tailpipe.
Q: Did you hear about the Mexican lesbian? A: She loved men.
Q: What is Mexican overdrive? A: Putting the car in neutral and rolling down a hill.
Q: What do you call a kid that's half Mexican and half Polish? A: Retardo.
Q: What's the difference between a white and a Mexican? A: A shower.
Q: What happened to the Mexicans National Library? A: Someone stole the book.
Q: There is a bus full of Mexicans, Who's driving? A: Boarder Patrol.
Q: Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? A: Because it's probably your bike.
Q: What do you call your boss if he is Mexican? A: Impossible.
Q: Why can't Mexicans become Doctors? A: It's too hard to spray paint prescriptions.
Q: Why did the Mexicans have to move out of the house? A: Because they couldn't figure out how to flush the pool.
Q: What do a Mexican and a skunk have in common? A: There both black and white and they both smell.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a dumb blonde? A: A kid who spray paints his name on a chain link fence.
Q: What do you say to a Mexican in a three-piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise!
Q: Why do Mexicans make great astronauts? A: Because they take up space in school.
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a fur coat? A: A pipe cleaner.
Q: How does every Mexican joke start? A: The teller looks over both his shoulders.
Q: How do you save a Mexican from drowning? A: Take your foot off his head.
Q: 2 Mexicans are in a car, who is driving? A: A cop.
Q: Have you heard about the Mexican 500 car race? A: The first car to start wins.
Q: Did you hear about the Mexican terrorist sent to blow up a car? A: He burned his mouth on the tailpipe.
Q: Did you hear about the Mexican lesbian? A: She loved men.
Q: What is Mexican overdrive? A: Putting the car in neutral and rolling down a hill.
Q: What do you call a kid that's half Mexican and half Polish? A: Retardo.
Q: What's the difference between a white and a Mexican? A: A shower.
Q: What happened to the Mexicans National Library? A: Someone stole the book.
Q: There is a bus full of Mexicans, Who's driving? A: Boarder Patrol.
Q: Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? A: Because it's probably your bike.
Q: What do you call your boss if he is Mexican? A: Impossible.
Q: Why can't Mexicans become Doctors? A: It's too hard to spray paint prescriptions.
Q: Why did the Mexicans have to move out of the house? A: Because they couldn't figure out how to flush the pool.
Q: What do a Mexican and a skunk have in common? A: There both black and white and they both smell.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a dumb blonde? A: A kid who spray paints his name on a chain link fence.
Q: What do you say to a Mexican in a three-piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise!
Q: Why do Mexicans make great astronauts? A: Because they take up space in school.
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a fur coat? A: A pipe cleaner.
Q: How does every Mexican joke start? A: The teller looks over both his shoulders.
Q: How do you save a Mexican from drowning? A: Take your foot off his head.
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